Dude, She's Not A Lady

story behind this song:

well me and my bandmate were going over some cover songs we should do, aerosmith came up and this a mock up of Dude, Looks like a Lady. We wrote it about this girl that was the most annoying girl in our whole year and ppl kept making fun of her, saying she was hairy and looked like a man so it inspired us i guess
i know its mean, but seriously, you could not have spent a minute with this chick. shes a fucking nightmare

so here it is....


Dude she's not a lady!
Innit! Innit!
Dude she's not a lady!
Innit! Innit!
Did you have a sex change?
Yeah! Yeah!
Dude she's not a lady!

She's got unwanted facial hair
Wears calvin Klein underwear
I just can't bare to stare
At that beard grow
And she comes along
And looks like big foot's cousin!

When she gets turned on
I can see your hard on
You still go to hooters everyday
But what the hell? You're not even a lady!
She looks like an extra from
Planet of the apes woo!

Ooo, shes fucking hairy
doo be doo be doo doo